Craig Reucassel Quotes.
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. ‘Please don’t take away our precious Soviet Union! – We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!’
It’s a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Don’t judge a book by its thickness either.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let’s kill all the anarchists.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
Don’t trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place… is called genius.
It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn’t bother fighting it.
Even IBM can’t stand in the way of progress… for more than a decade.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960’s, but it’s clear that nowadays they’ve run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
Anything on paper is obsolete!
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.