Dog Owner Quotes

Dog Owner Quotes by Barbara Woodhouse, Hiroko Sakai, Fran Lebowitz, Selma Diamond, Marjorie Garber and many others.

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It’s training the owner that takes longer.
Barbara Woodhouse
How come dog and dog owner are so alike?
Hiroko Sakai
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it’s small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren’t on a leash, he’d be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.
Selma Diamond
A study conducted by the State University of New York at Buffalo Medical School suggested that in times of stress a dog is likely to be more help in calming you down than a spouse or partner. Most dog owners can guess the reason why: dogs never judge us and never compete with us.
Marjorie Garber
See also  Commissioners Quotes