Dog Owner Quotes by Barbara Woodhouse, Hiroko Sakai, Fran Lebowitz, Selma Diamond, Marjorie Garber and many others.
I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It’s training the owner that takes longer.
How come dog and dog owner are so alike?
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it’s small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren’t on a leash, he’d be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.
A study conducted by the State University of New York at Buffalo Medical School suggested that in times of stress a dog is likely to be more help in calming you down than a spouse or partner. Most dog owners can guess the reason why: dogs never judge us and never compete with us.