Frank Portman Quotes

Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who are looking at them.

D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

There’s always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.

Sam Hellerman is a genius!

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

I was starting to realize the extent of the problem here: everyone is always lying to each other, and even when they’re trying to tell the truth, it can still be misleading or wrong. In fact, it almost always is wrong from at least one angle. I mean, the truth is really just a better class of lie.