Karl Lehenbauer Quotes

C is the assembly language of Tcl.

Let’s give discredit where discredit is due.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

What’s the definition of a good flame? One you agree with.

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn’t work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.

Little else matters than to write good code.

You know, I’ve never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

We’re the weirdest monkeys ever.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it’s not
there if you want to keep writing good code.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

You can hardly do anything that won’t seem stupid later.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

It’s a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.