P. J. Plauger Quotes

Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

If everybody’s behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there’s no point in assuming a conspiracy.

My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.

The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.