Purses Quotes

The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury… A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one’s pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

When Don King’s fighters lose their titles they come back fighting on the undercard for peanuts. King owns all the top heavyweights and we spar against each other but we get charged for it and that comes out of our purses.

He who has his thumb on the purse has the power.

I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

That’s a lovely piece,” Kat said, pointing at a Louise XV armoire near the fireplace. The man raised his eyebrows. “Did you come to steal it?” “Darn it,” Kat said with a snap of her fingers.”I knew I should have brought my big purse.

Thieves at home must hang; but he that puts Into his overgorged and bloated purse The wealth of Indian provinces, escapes.

Some years ago – never mind how long precisely – having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

Crowns in my purse I have, and goods at home,
And so am come abroad to see the world.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

The horseman serves the horse, The neat-herd serves the neat, The merchant serves the purse, The eater serves his meat; ‘Tis the day of the chattel, Web to weave, and corn to grind, Things are in the saddle, And ride mankind.

I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla [in my purse] — the baking kind — and dab it on my neck… Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!’

Indeed, I thought, slipping the silver into my purse, it is remarkable, remembering the bitterness of those days, what a change of temper a fixed income will bring about.

When we sink, we become a revolutionary proletariat, the subordinate officers of all revolutionary parties; at the same time, when we rise, there rises also our terrible power of the purse.

Let’s talk about a decision that women have to make every morning- Big purse or little purse?

She wore her sexuality with an older woman’s ease, and not like an awkward purse, never knowing how to hold it, where to hang it, or when to just put it down.

Happiness was useless to me. It was heartache that filled my purse. What happy man has need of Shakespeare?

Put money in thy purse.

Baltimore is permissiveness. The pleasures of the flesh, the table, the bottle, and the purse are tolerated with a civilized understanding.

A well dressed woman, even though her purse is painfully empty, can conquer the world.

Of all the vulgar arts of government, that of solving every difficulty that might arise by thrusting the hand into the public purse is the most illusory and contemptible.

Full purse makes no noise.

If you think Barkley was mad before the fight, wait until he sees how many people are taking part of his purse

I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say ‘We eat the chicken now!’ but the magus had seen that I was considering it.

The idea of a star being born is bushwa. A star is created, carefully and cold-bloodily, built up from nothing, from nobody. Age, beauty, talent, least of all talent, has nothing to do with it. We could make silk purses out of sows’ ears every day of the week.

I’m a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it!

When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but a woman looks in her mirror.

Your best investment is to pour your purse into your head, and no one can take it away from you.

Don’t treat your customers like a bunch of purses and wallets.

would you reach in the drawer there and give me my purse. A girl doesn’t read this sort of thing without her lipstick.

Temperance puts wood on the fire, meal in the barrel, flour in the tub, money in the purse, credit in the country, contentment in the house, clothes on the back, and vigor in the body.

Costly thy habit [dress] as thy purse can buy; But not expressed in fancy – rich, not gaudy. For the apparel oft proclaims the man.

It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases.

If you learn to set a good sail, the wind that blows will always take you to the dreams you want, the income you want, and the treasures of mind, purse, and soul you want.

You don’t touch the purse. The purse is sacrosanct.

Going back into the negative past to find happiness is like trying to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear

Use law and physic only for necessity; they that use them otherwise abuse themselves unto weak bodies, and light purses; they are good remedies, bad businesses, and worse recreations.

I’m one of those people who have everything in their purses.

A stomach without bread and a purse without gold have led to so many revolutions in history.

My weakness is dark chocolate. I carry little tins of it in my purse.

A woman will always be dependent until she holds a purse of her own.

Where might is, the right is:
Long purses make strong swords.
Let weakness learn meekness:
God save the House of Lords!

If it weren’t for the law, I would steal books; if it weren’t for my purse, I would buy them.

Alongside getting faith out of a heart that is utterly hostile and unbelieving, making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear or getting blood from a turnip is child’s play.

Poverty hides itself in thought before it surrenders to purses.

Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls: Who steals my purse steals trash; ’tis something, nothing; ’twas mine, ’tis his, and has been slave to thousands; But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him, And makes me poor indeed.

There is no such thing in the world as luck. There never was a man who could go out in the morning and find a purse full of gold in the street to-day, and another to-morrow, and so on, day after day: He may do so once in his life; but so far as mere luck is concerned, he is as liable to lose it as to find it.

What if history was changed? slavery reversed
Would black ladies see white boys and clinch they purse?

A drunkards purse is a bottle.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Purses are dreamt up by artists, not architects.

I don’t carry a purse when I fly because I have my Hello Kitty carry-on. I’m the biggest adult supporter.

The cheapest of all things is kindness, its exercise requiring the least possible trouble and self-sacrifice. Win hearts, said Burleigh to Queen Elizabeth, and you have all men’s hearts and purses.

who want to benefit from the commonwealth must contribute to the common purse.

Alex grinned and then walked past him, murmuring, “I applaud you for your courage.” “Courage?” he asked with confusion. “Hmm.” She headed for the door to the hall, swinging her purse gaily as she went. “Many men find it difficult to come out of the closet.

If you insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

Happy the Man, who void of Cares and Strife,
In Silken, or in Leathern Purse retains
A Splendid Shilling: He nor hears with Pain
New Oysters cry’d, nor sighs for chearful Ale

A Chihuahua. They’re good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

I don’t have to ask you where you’ve been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven’t seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

I’m Kan, the Louis Vouitton don / Bought my mom purse, now she Louis Vuitton mom / Still might throw on a little low arm they want me to stop go on gon / They don’t want me to shop and me spending that hard / Oh My God is that a Black card / I turned around and replied why yes, but I prefer the term African American Express

If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him.

Almost everywhere else in Europe, the more military the state, the stronger the king – except in Britain. Here it was parliament, not the monarchy, who signed the cheques. The longer the war went on, the stronger parliament became, as the purse on which it sat grew bigger and bigger.

If we steal a man’s purse we are thieves. If we steal twelve hundred islands we are patriots. If you steal a man’s money you will be sent to the penitentiary. If you steal his liberty you will be sent to the White House.

Be a gold-medal multitasker. You should be able to discuss the new Ludacris video while correcting the merchandising spreadsheets, picking the right shade of snakeskin for next season’s mini-purses and catching the dog at the same time!

I don’t carry little purses. I carry big duffels, always.

The purse strings tie us to our kind.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife’s ear.

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Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don’t like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse.

I’m as wicked as Hitler’s first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone.

I always messed around with makeup. From a very early age, my mom would let me play with hers, and my grandma, and my aunts and stuff were always like, ‘Let me put lipstick on her!’ that they’d have in their purse. But I think just from a very young age I’ve had fun with makeup.

DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician’s forecast of disease by the patient’s pulse and purse.

Traveling takes the ink out of one’s pen as well as the cash out of one’s purse.

Man habitually sacrifices his life to his purse, but he sacrifices his purse to his vanity.

A good prayer is master of anothers purse.

When moneys in a purse in my own pocket / It means wealth.

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

A man who fights for coin is loyal only to his purse.

Her purse was a weight, ballast; it tethered her to the earth as her mind floated away.

Friends, I agree with you in Providence; but I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon.

Put your toong in your purse.

You may be less likely to pick on someone if you dont know whats in their briefcase or purse.

King gives you this ‘bro’ stuff and tells you that the white man did this and we should stick together. Then he starts cutting your purse. I was with him for six years. You put your head in a noose when you sign with Don King.

That knave preserves the pearl in his purse who considers all people purse-cuts.

Shut not thy purse-strings always against painted distress.

Arsene Wenger has got to unlock the purse strings

He that has a penny in his purse, is worth a penny: Have and you shall be esteemed.

Let’s be cheerful! We have no more right to steal the brightness out of the day for our own family than we have to steal the purse of a stranger.

If you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It’s a rule.

From now on, the pound abroad is worth 14 per cent or so less in terms of other currencies. That doesn’t mean, of course, that the Pound here in Britain, in your pocket or purse or in your bank, has been devalued.

I think what it really is, is that I date creative people. And I think that what intimidates them is not my purse; it’s my mind.

A light purse is a heavy curse.

Preferring to store her money in the stomachs of the needy rather than hide it in a purse.

I’m thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It’s just a little bag but we’d feel naked in public without it.

My depth of purse is not so great
Nor yet my bibliophilic greed,
That merely buying doth elate:
The books I buy I like to read:
Still e’en when dawdling in a mead,
Beneath a cloudless summer sky,
By bank of Thames, or Tyne, or Tweed,
The books I read — I like to buy.

The purse of the patient often protracts his case.

Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want to get something out of them, otherwise you’ll come home to me with a full belly and an empty purse.

The genius of any single man can no more equal learning, than a private purse hold way with the exchequer.

Dweller in yon dungeon dark, Hangman of creation, mark! Who in widow weeds appears, Laden with unhonoured years, Noosing with care a bursting purse, Baited with many a deadly curse?

I am a person who goes out without a purse. I put things in my coat pockets, so I don’t have any accessories.

Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. I`m not the thief who grabs your purse. I`m not the guy who jacks your car. I`m not down with the people who steal and hurt others. I`m just a brother who fight back.

I never dreamed of being Shakespeare or Goethe, and I never expected to hold the great mirror of truth up before the world; I dreamed only of being a little pocket mirror, the sort that a woman can carry in her purse; one that reflects small blemishes, and some great beauties, when held close enough to the heart.

Nothing is so intolerable as a woman with a long purse.

There is a rabble among the gentry as well as the commonalty; a sort of plebeian heads whose fancy moves with the same wheel as these men?in the same level with mechanics, though their fortunes do sometimes gild their infirmities and their purses compound for their follies.

In every life, no matter how full or empty ones purse, there is tragedy. It is the one promise life always fulfills. Thus, happiness is a gift, and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes, and to add to other peoples store of it.

Economy is too late when you are at the bottom of your purse.

You were at the age where you could fall in love with a girl over an expression, over a gesture. That’s what happened with your girlfriend, Paloma- she stooped to pick up her purse and your heart flew out of you.

I am poor – obscure – just eighteen years of age – with a rapacious appetite for everything and principles as light as my purse.

There are three conversions necessary (for the Christian life): the conversion of the heart, the mind, and the purse.

Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS.

Every woman should have a purse of her own.

I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don’t have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag.

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, ‘Here, lady…take your purse.’

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul’s body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

The Italians say that a beautiful woman by her smiles draws tears from our purse.

Faire words makes mee looke to my purse.

‘We only have two things to worry about……
One that things will never get back to normal And two that they already have!’
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.

A poor spirit is poorer than a poor purse. A very few pounds a year would ease a man of the scandal of avarice.

He that hath money in his purse cannot want a head for his shoulders.

Royce Westmoreland stared at him with biting scorn. “I despise hypocrisy, particularly when it is coated with holiness.” “May I ask for a specific example?” “Fat priests,” Royce replied, “with fat purses, who lecture staving peasants on the dangers of gluttony and the merits of poverty.

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, you can have crocodile tears in your eyes, but the consecration that doesn’t reach your purse has not reached your heart.

The man who has lost his purse will go wherever you wish.
[Lat., Ibit eo quo vis qui zonam perdidit.]

Tis the mind that makes the body rich.

Compensation is counterintuitive:В  The more treasure you give away to those who serve well, the more treasure will return to you.В  But few people perceive this simple truth.В  Most try to keep as much as they can for themselves and give little away.В  That’s why their purses refuse to fatten.

As it was, I couldn’t escape the feeling that I was out of my element. I found myself thinking of a book I’d left half-read at home and wishing I’d stuck it in my purse so I could pull it out now.

Wealth, my son, should never be your goal in life. Your words are eloquent but they are mere words. True wealth is of the heart, not of the purse.

I’m kind of a weirdo about Krazy Glue. I don’t know why, but I always have it in my purse.

Bad divorce?” Hardy asked, his gaze falling to my hands. I realized I was clutching my purse in a death grip. “No, the divorce was great,” I said. “It was the marriage that sucked.

I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.

Joy may be a miser,
But Sorrow’s purse is free.

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee. Light gains make heavy purses. ‘Tis good to be merry and wise.

Owning a business is NOT about working your ass off for the sake of trying to squeeze out a living.В  It is NOT about making tons of money at the expense of losing tons of life.В  It IS about maximizing life, bettering your life and the lives of others, which, not so ironically, fattens your purse.

It is a fallacy to believe that a Republic of any kind can be won through the shackled Free State. You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. The Free State is British created and serves British Imperialist interests. It is the buffer erected between British Capitalism and the Irish Republic.

That’s a beautiful purse. I carry a satchel.

The beauty and the fashion industry want to control you. And the way that they do it through your body. So once they control your body they control your purse and the products you buy. Its a fantastic strategy and it’s working.

“Where did that flashlight come from?” Chloe asked. “My purse.” Chloe looked at Tara. “She carries a flashlight in her purse.” “For emergencies,” Maddie said, trying to see into the yard.
“You have any chocolate?” Chloe asked hopefully. “For emergencies?”
“Of course. Side pocket, next to the fork.”

As in laws or in war, the longest purse finally wins.

Sex sells, but doesn’t work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I’ll make out with you so hard.

DJs used to be American heroes. No more. Today, being a disk jockey is generally regarded as being slightly more respectable than snatching purses for a living, or robbing graves.

If I can go through life free and rich, I shall not cry because my neighbor, equally free, is richer. Liberty will ultimately make all men rich; it will not make all men equally rich.

The recognition definitely helps and goes a long way for helping me to reaffirm my decision to purse art fulltime. Getting awards and nominations encourages me to keep trying even harder.

Literary commercialism is lowering the intellectual standard to accommodate the purse and to meet a frivolous demand for amusement instead of for improvement.

On an average day, I have two things to read in my purse: a book and a play.

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin’,” she told me. “Have you not bought anythin’ the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it’s all one to me.

You’ve no more for me than I have for you.” Considerably disconcerted by this direct attack, she stammered: “How can you say so? When I am sure I have always been most sincerely attached to you!” “You deceive yourself, sister: not to me, but to my purse!

Inspired by the purse rather than the soul, the mercenary side fairly screams in many of the works put out by every day American publishers.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

The bashful beggar has an empty purse.

A lean purse is easier to cure than to endure.

Tis a blushing shame-faced spirit that mutinies in a man’s bosom. It fills a man full of obstacles. It made me once restore a purse of gold that (by chance) I found. It beggars any man that keeps it.

A dandy is a clothes-wearing man–a man whose trade, office, and existence consist in the wearing of clothes. Every faculty of his soul, spirit, person and purse is heroically consecrated to this one object–the wearing of clothes, wisely and well; so that, as others dress to live, he lives to dress.

Mystery is in the morning, and mystery in the night, and the beauty of mystery is everywhere; but still the plain truth remains, that mouth and purse must be filled.

Christmas is a season of such infinite labour, as well as expense in the shopping and present-making line, that almost every woman I know is good for nothing in purse and person for a month afterwards, done up physically, and broken down financially.

I’d love to have a shoe line, or a sunglasses line, or a purse line. Who am I kidding, I’d like to have an everything line!

Beware of the thief on the street that’s after your purse. But also beware of the thief in your mind that’s after your promise.

Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I’ll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!

A car for every purse and purpose.

I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did’nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse.

Far more seemly to have thy study full of books, than thy purse full of money.

I put the charm bracelet away in the purse and return it to my jewel case. I don’t need a spell to foresee the future; I am going to make it happen.

To cash paid for saddlery, a letter case, maps, glasses, etc etc etc. for the use of my Command: 29 pounds 13 shillings and sixpence… To Mrs Washington’s travelling expenses in coming to and returning from my winter quarters, the money to defray that taken from my private purse: 1064 pounds, one shilling.

In New York’s Times Square a white-clad girl clutches her purse and skirt as an uninhibited sailor plants his lips squarely on hers.

Mothers don’t want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

A good bargaine is a pick-purse.
[A good bargain is a pick-purse.]

Why worry about what threatens our heads or purses? Let us think instead of what threatens our souls.

If we think of our heart,
rather than our purse,
as the reservoir
of our giving,
we shall find it
full all the time!

Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.

The heart wants what the heart wants,” she says, somewhat cryptically. I purse my lips in disapproval. “You’d think the heart would know better.

To speak broadly, the troubles of life as we find them are mainly traceable to the heart or the purse.

I’m not as klutzy as I used to be… I’ve had visual therapy and all kinds of things to help, but I still wrap my purse around chair legs when I stand up to leave. I do ridiculous things on camera because I do them in my life all the time.

Mr. Hitler was big on me. He kept writing and inviting me to come to Germany, and if the war hadn’t started when it did, I would have gone and I would have taken a gun out of my purse and shot him, because I am the only person who would not have been searched.

At Earth’s great market where Joy is trafficked in, Buy while thy purse yet swells with golden Youth.

Take a coin from your purse and invest it in your mind. It will come pouring out of your mind and overflow your purse.

Beware Of entrance to a quarrel; but being in, Bear’t that the opposed may beware of thee. Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice; Take each man’s censure, but reserve thy judgment. Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, But not express’d in fancy; rich, not gaudy; For the apparel oft proclaims the man.

In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and you’ll find Complete and immediate relief.

He’s very nice. He’s something I replied. She considered this zipping her purse shut. Then she said Well everyone is. Everyone is Something. For some reason that stuck with me simple and yet not every since she’d said it. It was like a puzzle as well two vague words with one clear one between them.

Not to oversee workmen is to leave them your purse open.

I do think vajazzles need to stop. The whole thing of glitter-ising your cell phone and your purse and your body needs to stop.

On recovering my senses, I hastened to quit a place where I hoped there was nothing further to detain me. I first filled my pockets with gold, then fastened the strings of the purse round my neck, and concealed it in my bosom.

John Kerry is busy trying to raise money right now for his campaign. It was reported today that Kerry’s hoping to raise $80 million before the Democratic convention. That’s a lot of money. Yeah, Kerry has two ways to raise the $80 million: soliciting Democratic donors and going through his wife’s purse.

There is no portion of our time that is our time, and the rest God’s; there is no portion of money that is our money, and the rest God’s money. It is all His; He made it all, gives it all, and He has simply trusted it to us for His service. A servant has two purses, the master’s and his own, but we have only one.

The past which you carry in your purse is a gift and a curse when you goin’ head first.

Im known for snatchin’ purses and bombin’ churches I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose

Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distresses of every one, and let your hand give in proportion to your purse; remembering always the estimation of the widow’s mite, but, that it is not every one who asketh that deserveth charity; all, however, are worthy of the inquiry, or the deserving may suffer.

It’s true; once you are a father, there’s no turning back. Your heart strings as well as your purse strings are never again the same.

Taxes should be continued by annual or biennial reeactments, because a constant hold, by the nation, of the strings of the public purse is a salutary restraint from which an honest government ought not wish, nor a corrupt one to be permitted, to be free.

It is a fair question whether the results of these things have induced among us in a large class of well-to-do people, with little muscular activity, a habit of excessive eating [particularly fats and sweets] and may be responsible for great damage to health, to say nothing of the purse.

I wish my deadly foe, no worse than want of friends, and empty purse.

If you are gonna wear gloves when you lift, just make sure they match your purse.

Do you have it on your person?” my father asked. “Jesus” I replied. “My person has it in her purse.

It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

Women’s clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

Your friends today attach themselves not to you but to your purse or to some advantage they can gain through your father’s kindness. When your purse is empty or when your father is no longer in power, they bid you good-bye.